The beautiful and tempestuous Countess Ludmilla Chestikov (ahem), bored by her hapless husband, embarks on a reckless affair with the infamous sex priest Grigori Rasputin.
Ludmilla is also pursued by the love sick Napoleon Bonaparte and his rapacious invisible dwarf general, Pierre Burmantoft.
Buffeted by the horrors of war and the onset of genital warts, will Ludmilla survive or will she be destroyed by a volcanic explosion of human passion, jealousy… er, and that sort of stuff.
Land Of Nod comedy 