Imagine Derek Plank’s surprise when, one morning, he looked in the mirror to find he had grown a gigantic ear. Covering his embarrassment with a large hat normally worn in only the fiercest winters, Mr Plank hot-footed it to his local GP.
“I explained to my doctor that the previous day I’d had a Covid jab. They told me I might experience mild ‘flu-like symptoms, no-one mentioned the possibility of growing a massive ear,” said Mr Plank.
“After she had stopped laughing my GP prescribed me some anti-inflammatories.”
However, the next morning he discovered that his other ear had grown to gigantic proportions too.
“At least it’s more symmetrical,” opined a bemused Mr Plank.
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