T’was the Saturday before Christmas, and all through north Leeds, the laughs were stirring…

Why is Jemima the book-burning student having a Black Spot nightmare?

Why does Zelda the 24-breasted alien want a champion parsnip grower as her sex slave? And is there a planet made entirely of kumquat?

Land of Nod answer all this and more in their critically acclaimed comedy sketch show at Seven Arts in Leeds on December 17 at 7.30pm.

Tickets: £10, on sale now.